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Post by goodgrief on Nov 6, 2015 10:45:00 GMT -5
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blondes wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
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Post by goodgrief on Nov 7, 2015 11:46:10 GMT -5
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So, the first blonde hands her the compact. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
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Post by goodgrief on Nov 9, 2015 9:25:44 GMT -5
THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun and, as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
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Post by goodgrief on Nov 10, 2015 8:35:05 GMT -5
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.' A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?' The blonde replies,'Oh, that's easy... it's W.'
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Post by goodgrief on Nov 12, 2015 15:45:01 GMT -5
FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A: 'Is it mine?'
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Post by goodgrief on Nov 13, 2015 12:08:31 GMT -5
SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.'
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Post by goodgrief on Nov 14, 2015 19:44:05 GMT -5
SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'
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Post by goodgrief on Nov 14, 2015 19:45:32 GMT -5
If you have not figured it out yet or are not sure................yes, I am a blonde.
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Post by Tom Pearce on Nov 15, 2015 14:59:33 GMT -5
If you have not figured it out yet or are not sure................yes, I am a blonde. Thanks GG we enjoy the articles you contribute.
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Post by goodgrief on Nov 18, 2015 8:22:45 GMT -5
Glad you enjoy them Tom.
I enjoy your message board.
Here is a bonus for this series.
Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod. "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced #1 Blonde. "Do what?" asked #2 Blonde. "Send my lawn out to be mowed."
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Post by goodgrief on Nov 30, 2015 13:57:48 GMT -5
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.
A Brunette, by the way!!
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Post by Yogisd1 on Dec 2, 2015 5:48:30 GMT -5
Good stuff GG.
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Post by goodgrief on Dec 11, 2015 17:18:22 GMT -5
Thanks Yogisd1
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